Once upon an afternoon, a woman ate some pizza pie. Then a pig came and sang a lullaby because he felt sick. Then he found a purple dinosaur which ate a butterfly. Mister Butterfly died and went to Butterfly Heaven. Which actually is a Butterfly Heaven. Which actually is in New Switzerland. Then the dinosaur came to party at the Butterfly Heaven caf'e. A bomb fell upon an Avery with on Thursdays. Now Avery liked to obliterate Lexie. But Lexie was magical but not mortal because she hasn't punched any lepricons, and pink couches. So then a cow floated in on a stripped banana. The banana did a crazy dance with a pink unicorn on a blue whale. The music was so magestically intranceing that they started to burp big bubbles of green glowing glue blobs. This caused blue glowing babies to terrorize the pink citizens of Japan. But the citizens of Japan were training their rainbow rainbows to do death grips against the psychotic melons. The flying purple eating cavemen were eating worlds of purpleness. Purple people of Purpleville were drinking cashiers with magically sharpened electric toothbrushes. The toothbrushes were covered with pink Barbie insides which tasted like little puppies on flaming pizzas. The pizzas looked gross. But tasted so amazingly that the Thunder Fish started to flip out. Then the glowing weasels flew across the night sky with giant lolliepops. the loliepops soon landed, then they created a giant baby, that they laughed hysterically at while burping blue portholes that leaked silver shiny slugs. They sparkled like a disko ball during a full moon. Soon everyone was sleeping on oily flaming tar. It didn't have babies because it was nudered on a pool table in the dark of the afternoon. the afternoon liked expanding funny endings. Babies will explode into Purpleville where the flying dragons poop rainbows. Those rainbows choked melons while the balloons swam through the golden happy gates of heaven. The End.
- A story written by Zach and Avery Davenport and Alexa Muir
